I see it crimson.

myopicfriend:

claricedarlings:

the ham is melting, the turkey is suspended in midair, the salami is hatching from its own egg. why did we even come to the salvador deli

prices so low, it’s surreal

(via madmaudlingoes)

sharkgina:

do you ever just start watching a show because you hear there are lesbians

(via twoeggsoversleazy)

The US Government:

We're not going to make it federally mandatory for people to get paid a wage they can actually live off of

The US Government:

If people want to make a living, they'll just have to work 16+ hours a day

The US Government:

And if their kids end up disenfranchised because of a lack of parental involvement, well that's not our problem

The US Government:

In fact, what is our problem is creating a system that will funnel these disenfranchised youth into our prison system so they can work for corporations (that promise us money) for damn near free

The US Government:

If they don't want to fall victim to this system, then they can seek higher education

The US Government:

Except such an education will be inaccessible to most disenfranchised people and skewed in favor of the financially stable and white people

The US Government:

And we're not going to make intervention programs like sex education and conflict resolution federally mandatory, because that's the parent's job

The US Government:

The parent who is working 16 hours a day

fuckyeahsexanddrugs:

this is literally what happens when a young adult starts working full time

(Source: himynameistade, via the-faceless-old-woman)

1. Your skin may never be perfect, and that’s okay.

2. Life is too short not to have the underwear, the coffee, and the haircut you want.

3. Everyone (including your family, your coworkers, and your best friend) will talk about you behind your back, and you’ll talk about them too. It doesn’t mean you don’t love each other.

4. It’s okay to spend money on things that make you happy.

5. Sometimes without fault or reason, relationships deteriorate. It will happen when you’re six, it will happen when you’re sixty. That’s life.

—   Five things I am trying very hard to accept.  (via adrians)

(Source: aumoe, via soulbae)

vaginawoolf:

Jeannine Hall Gailey, Femme Fatale

vaginawoolf:

Jeannine Hall Gailey, Femme Fatale

(Source: eros-turannos, via sailorp00n)

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

(via neverending-fanta-sea)

engage-with-zorp:

this is blowing my mind


Reblogging this again to tag peytongrey

engage-with-zorp:

this is blowing my mind

Reblogging this again to tag peytongrey

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via iseeitcrimson)


Your teddy bear will protect you.